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cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

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strangemud:

greenmariosmansion:

prepare to be sent to the friend zone!

image

image

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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genies:

*skips school to catch up on tv shows*

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theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao
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